My Annual Homage to the Lesbian Nude

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How long since you had a date THIS good? Yeah, I thought so.

It’s time for me to go all lesbian nude on you again. I’ve decided to make this an annual event, assuming I remember to do it each year. In 2012, my post of lesbian nudes brought my blog traffic sky high for months. Apparently, that post is stuffed way down in a Google search, so I need to revive the theme and win back readers.

Some people may land on my blog post looking for porn and leave disappointed, but you’d be surprised how the lure of the nude lesbian draws them here and yet they find other posts that interest them. Not everyone who looks at porn is a pervert. Some of them really do read as well as look at the pictures. Sometimes tastefully done porn can be a great way to get things started. I’m being purposely vague.

In posting the pics that follow, I attempted to find images that were suggestive and not blatant. I find the suggestion of what might happen more titillating than actually seeing the act in progress. I mean, unless it’s happening in person, and then, of course, I like to see the act as well as participate. TMI. I will move on.

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You can’t see any details here, but it’s pretty sexy. This is what I’m talking about.

If you’re reading this and don’t like the idea of seeing nudes, maybe this won’t be so bad since it’s not blatant. If you’re reading this and expecting some hard-core porn to show up, go back to your Google search because this isn’t it, but thank you for the hit and for contributing to my blog traffic. 

Okay, let’s go down on it, I mean, let’s get down to it. (Oh, that was just a cheap attempt at humor.)

Like it or not, lesbians have been around for a long time, longer than you and me, and longer than The New Testament. Let’s see if mentioning The New Testament in a blog about nude lesbians brings me a whole new reader demographic – the ones who want to fix me. Well, I don’t deny I need fixing, but not because I love women.

Hopefully, you’ve all heard of the lesbian poet Sappho, and the Isle of Lesbos. If not, look it up. Okay, stay here: Sappho was an ancient Greek poet who loved women. I’m sure there were cave women lesbians doing it while their Neanderthal cave-mates were out hunting wild boar, but Sappho is the oldest famous lesbian I know. Lest you be disappointed because Sappho has all her clothes on in the first rendering, and this is an homage to nude lesbians, I give you a second rendering of the Greek lesbian poet or the Greek poet lesbian or the lesbian poet Greek – how you order the words may depend on what’s most important to you.

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This is Sappho and Erinna. I have no idea who Erinna was/is, but she seems to really dig Sappho. Who wouldn’t dig a hot poet?
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Words by order of importance 1. nude 2. lesbian 3. poet 4. Greek. This is Sappho, my friends, hot in the 7th century BC  and hot today.

Here is another rendering of “old-time” lesbians, but I don’t know if this is really an old photo or if this was posed. If you know, let me know. In any case, the point is made again: women have loved women through the ages.

Who wants to get dressed up like this with me and go on a date?
Who wants to get dressed up like this with me and go on a date?

As a white woman, I don’t experience racism. I will tell you, however, I got a taste of it when searching for “artful” or “tasteful” lesbian images of women of color. Mind you, most of what I found was porn of all colors, including white, all geared toward the titillation of men. But I barely have any women of color represented here because I found few that were suitable. Not to go all political on you, but that means that women of color are still portrayed in nudes mainly to serve as the play things of men – and that’s very alarming. By the way, the same holds true of overweight women or women in middle age: you can’t find anything lesbian and artsy (unless you are to buy actual artwork). It’s all trashy and exploitative. I have no overweight women here. Or middle aged women. This, too, is very alarming. You know, it’s 2013, assholes, get a clue.

Black and white

Aside from the politics of color and weight and age, let’s get back to the fun. The pic called “Kiss” has become iconic in our society. I remember seeing it years ago 

Lesbian_Sexy_Black_Hot_Nude_2228and thinking it was hot. Now I see it and think: Geez, look how young and skinny they are.

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Ah, beautiful baby dykes. When did they go from being sexy to making me think they could be my daughters. I don’t mean that to sound weird, and yet it does.

I think the next one is my favorite. I love the setting, I love the suggestiveness, both the beach and the women are hot. If I were there, I would read Sappho to my date:

This is what I call an awesome 2nd date. Okay, 3rd date. Okay, 4th date. OKAY, an awesome FIRST date.
This is what I call an awesome 2nd date. Okay, 3rd date. Okay, 4th date. OKAY, an awesome FIRST date.

I have not had one word from her

by Sappho

Frankly I wish I were dead
When she left, she wept a great deal; she said to me, “This parting must be endured, Sappho. I go unwillingly.”

I said, “Go, and be happy
but remember (you know 
well) whom you leave shackled by love

“If you forget me, think
of our gifts to Aphrodite
and all the loveliness that we shared

“all the violet tiaras,
braided rosebuds, dill and
crocus twined around your young neck

“myrrh poured on your head
and on soft mats girls with
all that they most wished for beside them

“while no voices chanted
choruses without ours,
no woodlot bloomed in spring without song…”

–Translated by Mary Barnard

I would have dated Sappho, for sure.

2012 So Far, 50 So Far

This post is mainly photos, just wanted to share some of 2012 with you all, as you so kindly share it with me.

Sadly (or not) the pic below is what got my blog traffic up by a catrillion percent in 2012. Is it art or is it porn? Say the key words Continue reading “2012 So Far, 50 So Far”

The Rest of the Art -ful Porn -ful Lesbian Pics

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Since we had so much fun yesterday discussing whether a pic was porn versus art, or something in between, or something we shouldn’t categorize, I figured I’d “steal” the rest of the pics that have come up on my acquaintance’s wall for your further enjoyment or disgust.  Please somebody, send an invitation to my blog to Michele Bachmann, whom I’m sure can set up an appointment with her husband to “cure” me of my infatuation with women. Either that, or these pics might get her off.  Enjoy or be pissed, but be here…

Image This is what I call a good date.

Image I guess this is more artful, but eh.

ImageA great second date.

ImageWhere the hell did that butterfly come from? Ruins the entire pic.

ImageNow we’re getting somewhere (Date #3)

ImageThank god for those errant butterflies.

ImageThis doesn’t fit, but I’ve been trying to make this my mantra all weekend.

Art or Porn?

I found this photo posted by a Facebook acquaintance. I thought it was beautiful and evocative and sexy and what I’d hoped to be doing this weekend, but I’m not. Do you think it’s art or porn? I’m not here to argue, just curious as to how you view it. If I didn’t live with my 82 year old mother, I’d get this framed and hang it in my bedroom. For inspiration, you know? Let me know what you think.

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